Picture yourself walking peacefully down your favorite street without a care in the world, smiling idyllically as you watch pigeons flying overhead, searching for scraps of bread on the ground.
“Such a beautiful and sunny day,” you think. “Nothing can possibly go wrong.”
Suddenly a thick fog appears and quickly surrounds you, effectively rendering you blind to the beautiful scenery all around you. And it smells like… fruits?
“Did that peach tree just rip a fat one?”
You walk past the ghastly cloud and regain vision, only to be met with the sight of a trio of annoying high school kids. It was they who created the fog–from their e-cigarette devices.
If this has ever happened to you, you are in fact living in the 21st century, where technology has now advanced to the point where it has given people the ability to blow huge “clouds” of smoke from customizable and rechargeable, phallus-shaped devices–a massive hit with the kids today!
They have also invented a new, cooler, less-cancer-sounding word for smoking–“vaping”–so make sure to use the right terminology if you want to align yourself as cool in the eyes of the younger generation.
And if you really want to fit in, go ahead and buy one. Or five. The bigger your machine, the more confident and popular you can feel. You can finally be a shining star among the clouds (pun intended).
So remember: Blow huge clouds with confidence, and blow them with pride!
