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Moms / Dads
$19
2 saves/month
For when you need one or two things to talk about with your kids on the phone each month.

Also includes a year of mildly tolerable dad jokes.
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Aspiring Bloggers
$79
10 topics/month
Your selfie game is flawless, but you just can't seem to break the 5,000 follower mark.

You'll be relevant. You and the room your mom lets you stay in.
Walk In
Agencies
$3,500
limited support
You've convinced actual companies to become your clients, but you still struggle to get people to give AF about your social media.
Turn Up
The Best Around
Don't Worry About It
unlimited support
You have need to transcend beyond what mere mortals desire from pop culture.

You are become Zeitgeist, poster of dank memes.
Become Whole