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Urban Dictionary: Kindergarten Edition

by Matzah Diamond
Many happy children drawing in kindergarten with pens and coloring books

Stupid-head:

Someone who is a doodoo-brain.

“Shut up, Brandon. You Stupid-head.”

Doodoo-brain:

Someone who is an idiot.

“Shut up, Trevor. You Idiot.”

Idiot:

Someone who is a butt-head.

“Shut up, Rachel. You butt-head.”

Butt-head:

Someone who is a butt-brain.

“Shut up, Owen. You butt-brain.

Butt-brain:

Someone who is a butt-face.

“Shut up, dad. You butt-brain.”

Butt-face:

Someone who has a butt for a face, duh.

“This is boring, You all have butt-faces.”

Kyle:

My best friend at this stupid school.

Is it nap time yet?