What is the PC Master Race and why do you want to be part of it? The PC Master Race is the enlightened top 1% of the gaming world. They are on the top because of the sick gaming rigs that can out perform anything else. Their computers are so powerful that they can launch missiles across the room to annoy their pets. They also look down on everyone, especially those dirty filthy console peasants.
The PC Master Race are the smartest and most educated people around. How can you tell these people apart from the filthy, crab clawed, rabble? They are usually the people you call when your computer is broken and you’re too cheap to take it into that expensive store to get it fixed.
So how do you join the ranks of the elite? The answer is simple:
You don’t.






